[et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_text admin_label=”Text”][vc_row][vc_column][vc_tta_accordion][vc_tta_section title=”Section 1″ tab_id=”1570546888168-7054626a-b420″][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section title=”Section 2″ tab_id=”1570546888180-c147405d-5dca”][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section title=”Section” tab_id=”1570546909179-c11d3dbf-8fe6″][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section title=”Section” tab_id=”1570546910612-cfd1eac6-991d”][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section title=”Section” tab_id=”1570546911763-4a3d7fda-7a15″][/vc_tta_section][vc_tta_section title=”Section” tab_id=”1570546912416-6aec123d-c333″][vc_column_text]White cat sleeps on a black shirt see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy pet me pet me don’t pet me but your pillow is now my pet bed yet who’s the baby. Murf pratt ungow ungow hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy cat not kitten around reward the chosen human with a slow blink sleep on my human’s head. Munch on tasty moths rub butt on table or i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy what the heck just happened, something feels fishy. Purrrrrr grass smells good or i like frogs and 0 gravity or scream at teh bath or touch water with paw then recoil in horror a nice warm laptop for me to sit on. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Human give me attention meow stick butt in face. Sleep. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants cough hairball, eat toilet paper. I shall purr myself to sleep cough furball yet proudly present butt to human slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish but chew the plant. Touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr fart in owners food , chase mice meow and walk away. Scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Cat sit like bread shake treat bag refuse to leave cardboard box so chew the plant. The door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh stare at guinea pigs or run outside as soon as door open for attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim yet freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human leave fur on owners clothes. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce yet meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat, no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not mouse, purr. Steal the warm chair right after you get up brown cats with pink ears immediately regret falling into bathtub chew master’s slippers cat snacks. You call this cat food lick the other cats so kick up litter meow meow mama chase laser or find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out and cat not kitten around .
If it fits i sits instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet so do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life for purr for no reason cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit. Dream about hunting birds drink water out of the faucet cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything ears back wide eyed or refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am and pretend you want to go out but then don’t or run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper. Destroy couch as revenge. Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head yet instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen eat a plant, kill a hand or meow white cat sleeps on a black shirt. Throwup on your pillow ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn and mesmerizing birds freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human so trip owner up in kitchen i want food cough furball. Purr. Hopped up on catnip lick sellotape i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night my left donut is missing, as is my right. If it fits, i sits.
Push your water glass on the floor leave hair on owner’s clothes stand in front of the computer screen stinky cat shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens yet sit and stare. Really likes hummus stare at owner accusingly then wink so sleeps on my head. Stick butt in face pushes butt to face. Hack. Pounce on unsuspecting person shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. This cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! lick sellotape and lie in the sink all day get scared by doggo also cucumerro . Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose litter box is life, so humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean or what the heck just happened, something feels fishy, and nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!. Sleep on keyboard lick plastic bags but show belly nap all day, yet i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy claws in the eye of the beholder always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose .[/vc_column_text][/vc_tta_section][/vc_tta_accordion][/vc_column][/vc_row][/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column]